Wordishness


  1. Spoilers below…

Whoever planned all this, they’re in the future. It’s not just a bank heist, it’s a time travel heist. We’ve been sent back in time to the exact moment of the storm, to be in exactly right place when it hits - because that’s the only time the bank is vulnerable!

    Spoilers below…

    Whoever planned all this, they’re in the future. It’s not just a bank heist, it’s a time travel heist. We’ve been sent back in time to the exact moment of the storm, to be in exactly right place when it hits - because that’s the only time the bank is vulnerable!

  2. I don’t think sleep’s happening, so I’m starting The Great Mortality, John Kelly’s account of the Black Death, which swept through Europe and Asia beginning in 1347.

(I’d much rather be watching a movie with you.)

    I don’t think sleep’s happening, so I’m starting The Great Mortality, John Kelly’s account of the Black Death, which swept through Europe and Asia beginning in 1347.

    (I’d much rather be watching a movie with you.)

  3. Still getting used to it. At least my ears aren’t gigantic :)

Back outside once more, this time for Cub Scouts.

    Still getting used to it. At least my ears aren’t gigantic :)

    Back outside once more, this time for Cub Scouts.

  4. INT. BODO'S BAGELS - LUNCHTIME

    • My daughter:
      We have to go to school 13 years.

    • Her friend:
      Twelve.

    • My daughter:
      Thirteen. 'Cause of Kindergarten.

    • Her friend:
      Oh.

    • My daughter:
      I asked my daddy and we counted and he went to school for 23 years.

    • Her friend:
      That's dumb.

    • My daughter (thinking):
      Yeah.

    • Her friend:
      Yeah.


  5. My favorite spot for a cheap lunch.  (at Bodo’s Bagel Bakery and New York Sandwich Shop)

    My favorite spot for a cheap lunch. (at Bodo’s Bagel Bakery and New York Sandwich Shop)

  6. Big and little.

    Big and little.

  7. Hello, sign. When was the last time they used you? Do you remember the cheers every time your lights came on? Don’t fret, sign. I think you’re still the coolest. (at Tandem Friends School)

    Hello, sign. When was the last time they used you? Do you remember the cheers every time your lights came on? Don’t fret, sign. I think you’re still the coolest. (at Tandem Friends School)

  8. He’s ready.  (at Tandem Friends School)

    He’s ready. (at Tandem Friends School)

  9. netflixia:

“Feel the rhythm! Feel the rhyme! Get on up, its bobsled time!” 
Cool Runnings available on Netflix.

In college, my girlfriend and I rented this movie from Blockbuster. After we watched it, she asked if she could take it to her sorority for their movie night and then return it. 

A MONTH LATER, the store called and asked if I’d lost the video. I ended up paying a criminally-high late fee. STUPID COOL RUNNINGS.

    netflixia:

    “Feel the rhythm! Feel the rhyme! Get on up, its bobsled time!”

    Cool Runnings available on Netflix.

    In college, my girlfriend and I rented this movie from Blockbuster. After we watched it, she asked if she could take it to her sorority for their movie night and then return it.

    A MONTH LATER, the store called and asked if I’d lost the video. I ended up paying a criminally-high late fee. STUPID COOL RUNNINGS.

  10. Soccer until noon. NOON. I should have brought a flask. 

And a cot. 

And masseuse.

    Soccer until noon. NOON. I should have brought a flask.

    And a cot.

    And masseuse.

  11. Sometimes I wonder if f that walrus ever got his bucket. He really wanted that bucket, man.

  12. Ron, I don’t even think I know what a booty call *is* any more.

    Does it have a ringtone? Is it, like, long distance?

    I tend to call myself these days.

  13. Fridge raid.

    I’m eyeballing the pie.

  14. Less-famous Hobbits

    • Douche Baggins
    • Paper Sackens
    • Janglybeads Johnson
    • Strokin Pubicly
    • Rutger Hauer
  15. After, as promised.My son suggested a “tough guy” face, so there you go. Please don’t reblog.

    After, as promised.

    My son suggested a “tough guy” face, so there you go.

    Please don’t reblog.