Wordishness


  1. Portrait of the Artist as a Tired Man.

    Portrait of the Artist as a Tired Man.

  2. Bruce Lee helps out with this door’s chain lock.

    Bruce Lee helps out with this door’s chain lock.

  3. Nineteen years this fall… who was that skinny kid?

(please don’t reblog)

    Nineteen years this fall… who was that skinny kid?

    (please don’t reblog)

  4. Easter (noun)

    Jesus’s respawn day.

  5. I come from the light to save you.

    I come from the light to save you.

  6. Scene from my upcoming TV pilot

    ..in which Robert E. Lee and Ulysses S. Grant secretly solve crimes while fighting the Civil War.

    Lee: You see, suh, the ‘flying monster’ seen by your gallant soldiers was naught but Jenkins the haberdasher in an aerostat, adorned in vestments made to resemble the hide of a terrible beast.

    Grant: It is as apparent as the day to me now, General. But what motive might the fellow have had?

    Lee: You do recall, General, that Jenkins was kin to Mr. Orr, the mayor of Leesburg, who died intestate?

    Grant: I do, sir.

    Lee: Well, suh, it is obvious that Jenkins wished to present the illusion that the land was haunted, to give fright to those who would wish possess it.

    Grant: Another mystery solved.

    Lee: And now, I fear, we must to our battle lines withdraw.

    Grant: Of course.

    [They shake hands and exit gallantly]


    I found this on my computer, something I’d obviously written a while back. It made me laugh, so I’m reposting it.

  7. Liz Phair.

I’m not sure what she’s doing here. But I think I like it. Although she might be taking a dump. In which case, I … eh, sure, why not.

    Liz Phair.

    I’m not sure what she’s doing here. But I think I like it. Although she might be taking a dump. In which case, I … eh, sure, why not.

  8. I dunno.

    I dunno.

  9. KFC offers drumstick corsages.
  10. The crack in Amy Pond’s wall!

    The crack in Amy Pond’s wall!

  11. At Monticello.

    At Monticello.

  12. My daughter reads.

    My daughter reads.

  13. My daughter reads.

    My daughter reads.

  14. 1980 Strikes Back

    It still really bugs me that I don’t know how long Luke was on Dagobah.