Wordishness


  1. Another exciting Friday night. Shall I (a) watch a movie, (b) watch a TV show, (c) read a book, or

(d) ________________________________?

    Another exciting Friday night. Shall I (a) watch a movie, (b) watch a TV show, (c) read a book, or

    (d) ________________________________?

  2. Old school.

    Old school.

  3. It’s move-in weekend at UVA.

    I can’t believe it has been (mumble mumble) years since I first moved into Page Dorm there.

  4. "Gaping Vagina"

    is a phrase I never expected to see in mainstream media headlines today.

  5. Can you imagine how Fox News would cover an actual mutant cure being discovered?

    Can you imagine how Fox News would cover an actual mutant cure being discovered?

  6. New twist on the challenge

    I just dumped a bucket of ice down my pants. Take that as you will.

  7. Today’s headlines

    1. Meg Ryan, John Mellencamp Break Up

    2. Apparently, Meg Ryan, John Mellencamp Were Dating

    3. Oh. She Was in Some Movies. Like When Harry Met Sally.

    4. A Singer.

    5. Umm… oh! Small Town. And That Jack and Diane One.

    6. No. Nothing About Rihanna or Bieber Today.

    7. KBye

  8. One more #tbt: me, emerging from a Zorb in Rotorua, New Zealand. July, 2003.

    One more #tbt: me, emerging from a Zorb in Rotorua, New Zealand. July, 2003.

  9. Talk about your tasteless ad placements. New low, CNN. New low.

    Talk about your tasteless ad placements. New low, CNN. New low.

  10. I wouldn’t change being a Dad for anything in the world, but this still made me laugh.

    I wouldn’t change being a Dad for anything in the world, but this still made me laugh.

  11. Another #tbt, five minutes ago version.

    Another #tbt, five minutes ago version.

  12. That Simpsons bit I posted (the shopkeeper) is, without a doubt, my favorite Simpsons moment. It is perfect.

  13. Monterey, California.

    Monterey, California.

  14. Storekeeper: “The toppings contain potassium benzoate.”

(A beat; Homer looks stupefied.)

Storekeeper: “That’s bad.”

    Storekeeper: “The toppings contain potassium benzoate.”

    (A beat; Homer looks stupefied.)

    Storekeeper: “That’s bad.”

  15. This is how long you’re committing to if you start watching the “Every Simpsons Ever” marathon on FXX. (Man, I wish we had cable…)

UPDATE: The app I used there is Soulver, just about the coolest Mac app ever made.

    This is how long you’re committing to if you start watching the “Every Simpsons Ever” marathon on FXX. (Man, I wish we had cable…)

    UPDATE: The app I used there is Soulver, just about the coolest Mac app ever made.