@tehawesome: An idea for a new Kevin James movie →
tehawesome: Kevin James stars as a clumsy doctor who hilariously loses all of his patients in… Hippocratic Oaf ————— “Kevin James you left a scalpel in the patient! And your lunch! And your phone! And a bomb!” KJ: “Is it too late to get my lunch back?” ————— Other doctors: “Promise us you won’t do any more I would watch the shit out of this movie.
Tom Cruise movie sequels in the works
Jack Reacher II: Jack Reacheround Mi55ion Impo55ible Topper Gun Farther and Awayer The Penultimate Samurai
It’s hard to hear in this video, but our cicadas sound like a phaser in overload. This is why I didn’t get laid in high school, isn’t it.
Captain's log, stardate 8211.6.
God, I’m drunk. I miss Spock’s touch at night. I like how he kisses me on the ear. I need to pee. I wonder if Sulu’s awake. Maybe we could get some Pho. Wait. Is Sulu Chinese? Or Mexican. I need to remember to delete this in the morning.
I like boobs.
Just wanted to get that off my chest.
An excerpt from Dan Brown's next thriller, The...
World-renowned Harvard symbology professor Robert Langdon suddenly remembered that he had an eidetic memory. His memory was eidetic, remembering all. He had forgotten this until just now, and suddenly remembered it because of the eidetic nature of his memory. He turned to the impossibly beautiful woman, five foot six and wearing Versace and her name was Nuance Bellovar, who was statuesquely...
There’s a flagpole, and there’s a rope that comes down from the top. When you...– Richard P. Feynman, on making math problems applicable to the real world/authentic.
othemts replied to your post: Uh-oh… It’s a Russell Davies finale!
Evil gnome laugh.
Books that Tom Clancy is currently working on
Bonerstroke Zero! Brown Eye Base Die, Arab, Die! Republican President The Secret Team of Guys Who Kill Terrorists
I was born in Alaska.
I think I will move back if Virginia elects Ken Cuccinelli as governor.
Some thoughts on "Into Darkness."
Spoilers As a movie, I give it 2.5 or 3 stars out of 4. It looked great and kept a driving pace as it moved from one set piece to another. It had a plot that ran deeper than those of most Summer movies. The acting was good, and each character had at least a little something to do. Cumberbatch was deliciously, drippingly evil. SFX were perfect eye candy, and I imagine they were even better in...
Saw Into Darkness.
Like Spock, I have strong feels about it. That’s all I’ll say for now.
But fuck you, J.J. Abrams.
In the warp core.
"The Office" spinoffs already in production at NBC
Darryl! The Long Nights of Andy Bernard The Halperts Dwight’s Acres Toby and Stanley’s Office Nightmares
Things that sound like dirty sex acts but really...
Dutchman’s mustache Dog on a washing machine Leaky downspout Bulgarian rattlesnake Purple rhombus
IF (you are not Angelina Jolie) THEN (shut up)