March 2012
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Today's sign-in sheet question for my classes:
What is your favorite restaurant and meal there?
Mar 1st
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February 2012
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My favorite new game: Grand Ayatollah or Grand Old...
Who said it, Ayatollah Khamenei or Rick Perry: “We were put on this Earth as creatures of God to have dominion over the Earth.” More here.
Feb 29th
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“…when I mull Santorum’s views on contraception, the role of women, the...”
– Richard Cohen, in a Washington Post article entitled “Enough of Rick Santorum’s sermons”.
Feb 29th
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Today's sign-in sheet question for my classes:
What’s your favorite smell?
Feb 28th
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€urotime$
UK: Jolly good that we've agreed to create a "European Union." First order of business: who will be on the currency? The United Kingdom suggests Winston Churchill.
France: Zat ees reediculus. Non, we must 'ave a Frenchman. Jacques Cousteau. Or Rabelais.
Germany: Rah-bee-lay? Vat is dat? Zounds like zomething ze hamburkler vould tell Ronalt McDonalt.
France: And 'oo do you want? Heetler?
Germany: Zat ees not funny, frog.
France: 'oo ees ze frawg?
Germany: Perhaps you prefer "pig-farming surrender jockey."
France: Heetler.
UK: All right, chaps. That suffices. Churchill? Or Robert Crawley, Earl of Grantham.
[blank stares]
UK: Downton Abbey.
France: I once 'ad a girl called "Downtown Abby." She would do zees theeng where she 'ung from ze ceiling in a baskeet and lower 'erself onto your...
Germany: Disgusting.
France: Heetler!
TO BE CONTINUED
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Sexy names for British dudes
Earl Harold Pantywhiffer Lord Charles Fuckingham, First Duke of Dick Sir Ardent Bone-Thysister Marquis Clarence Doggystyle Viscount Vincent Vulvakiller
Feb 25th
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I'll be wearing Oscar de la Renta to the Oscars.
Not clothes he designed - actually him. I had a suit made from his flesh.
Feb 24th
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"Strawberry Shortcake" characters that didn't make...
Jelly Roll Cherry Poppin’ Lemon Party Chocolate Sugar Tangy Puddin’ Banana Split
Feb 24th
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I'm going to create a group to compete with Lady...
I’ll call us “Reconstruction Gentleman.”
Feb 23rd
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Shameless self-promotion!
You should read both of my five books on being good at math.
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Feb 19th
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I had a thought about the possible TV by Apple
What if… The “Apple Television” (or whatever they’ll call it to differentiate between it and AppleTV) will come with an iPod Touch. The iPod will have a new iRemote App (or whatever they’ll call it) preloaded that will act as the TV’s main interface. Standard remote functions, as well as specific features like those already included in the AppleTV (e.g.,...
Feb 19th
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One Town's War on Gay Teens →
So maybe she was a fat dyke, Brittany thought morosely; maybe she deserved the teasing. She would have been shocked to know the truth behind the adults’ inaction: No one would come to her aid for fear of violating the districtwide policy requiring school personnel to stay “neutral” on issues of homosexuality. Adults’ failure to intervene in situations like this are the pure...
Feb 18th
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girl-detective asked: Suggestion: Dr. Whitaker's Online Guide to Tying a Bow-Tie. Inquiring minds want to know how the magic is done!
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How Target Figured Out A Teen Girl Was Pregnant... →
tj: undercovernun: tiffanyb: I am simultaneously creeped out and fascinated. Read the linked NYT article this article is riffing on, too. My reaction is about the same: both creeped out and fascinated. The Forbes article is really an overview and summary of a much larger article which you can find via either of these links: NYTimes.com original format Instapaper Formatted This is...
Feb 17th
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My new "ripped from the headlines" rap name
is Undawaya Bomba.
Feb 16th
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