March 2012
114 posts
I'm finally on Draw Something.
stevewhitaker.
WatchTragedy at soccer practice!
Shut up Jason Mraz
I have had it with you Jason Mraz
That is enough singing Jason Mraz
Please stop Jason Mraz
Please Jesus stop Jason Mraz
LOOK! His name looks like “Mr. A-Z.” which makes me think of Mr. Atoz from Star Trek
Please stop please stop Jason Mraz
I feel a little bad because you went to Longwood for a little while but
Shut up Jason Mraz
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MSNBC: Best Buy to close 50 stores in... →
bananacasts:
Like Borders before it, analysts are painting the wrong picture about Best Buy’s slow demise.
Bricks-and-mortar retailer Best Buy has struggled in recent years as it has faced fierce competition from e-commerce giants such as Amazon.com and eBay.
Wrong, sir! Wrong!
Best Buy has struggled in recent years for two reasons: (a) the American middle class that was able to support...
Is there anything better than being called "hon"...
rartastic:
wordishness:
I think not.
I was told once by a Yankee that I could make TONS of money if I were a stripper who called people “hon” or “sugar” in a Southern accent.
These words are true.
Pathos
LinkedIn email: Congratulations! You and Stan are now connected!
Me: Who the evershit is Stan?
LinkedIn email: Stan. You know.
Me: Stan. Stan. No. Nope. Doesn't ring a bell.
LinkedIn email: Stan!
Me: Nope.
LinkedIn email: Really?
Me: You don't know either, do you?
LinkedIn email: Stan!
Me: Do you?
LinkedIn email: No.
Me: So.
LinkedIn email: Yeah.
Me: Okay. (Moves finger towards phone)
LinkedIn email: No! I'm not ready to
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Is there anything better than being called "hon"...
I think not.
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'sup
Dude: Whatcha doin', man?
Dude 2: Just skelaxin.
“Not everyone gets out alive [and] I mean it this time.”
– Doctor Who producer Steven Moffat, on the fate of Amy and Rory at the hands of the Weeping Angels.
Belt clips for phones.
What were we thinking?
SteveQuest
You are in your office. It is 10:49 AM. You have a class in 11 minutes and you are very tired.
> GO TO SLEEP
You can’t go to sleep!
> look
Your are in your office. It is 10:50 AM. There is a desk and a chair here. The window to the North overlooks a courtyard. The door to the South opens into your hallway.
> go to desk
You are already at the desk!
> open desk
I...
“I fondly imagine it’d be nice to stop it for a while and come back and see what...”
– Sherlock co-creator Steven Moffat.
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