Wordishness


  1. INT. BODO'S BAGELS - LUNCHTIME

    • My daughter:
      We have to go to school 13 years.

    • Her friend:
      Twelve.

    • My daughter:
      Thirteen. 'Cause of Kindergarten.

    • Her friend:
      Oh.

    • My daughter:
      I asked my daddy and we counted and he went to school for 23 years.

    • Her friend:
      That's dumb.

    • My daughter (thinking):
      Yeah.

    • Her friend:
      Yeah.


  2. My favorite spot for a cheap lunch.  (at Bodo’s Bagel Bakery and New York Sandwich Shop)

    My favorite spot for a cheap lunch. (at Bodo’s Bagel Bakery and New York Sandwich Shop)

  3. Big and little.

    Big and little.

  4. Hello, sign. When was the last time they used you? Do you remember the cheers every time your lights came on? Don’t fret, sign. I think you’re still the coolest. (at Tandem Friends School)

    Hello, sign. When was the last time they used you? Do you remember the cheers every time your lights came on? Don’t fret, sign. I think you’re still the coolest. (at Tandem Friends School)

  5. He’s ready.  (at Tandem Friends School)

    He’s ready. (at Tandem Friends School)

  6. netflixia:

“Feel the rhythm! Feel the rhyme! Get on up, its bobsled time!” 
Cool Runnings available on Netflix.

In college, my girlfriend and I rented this movie from Blockbuster. After we watched it, she asked if she could take it to her sorority for their movie night and then return it. 

A MONTH LATER, the store called and asked if I’d lost the video. I ended up paying a criminally-high late fee. STUPID COOL RUNNINGS.

    netflixia:

    “Feel the rhythm! Feel the rhyme! Get on up, its bobsled time!”

    Cool Runnings available on Netflix.

    In college, my girlfriend and I rented this movie from Blockbuster. After we watched it, she asked if she could take it to her sorority for their movie night and then return it.

    A MONTH LATER, the store called and asked if I’d lost the video. I ended up paying a criminally-high late fee. STUPID COOL RUNNINGS.

  7. Soccer until noon. NOON. I should have brought a flask. 

And a cot. 

And masseuse.

    Soccer until noon. NOON. I should have brought a flask.

    And a cot.

    And masseuse.

  8. Sometimes I wonder if f that walrus ever got his bucket. He really wanted that bucket, man.

  9. Ron, I don’t even think I know what a booty call *is* any more.

    Does it have a ringtone? Is it, like, long distance?

    I tend to call myself these days.

  10. Fridge raid.

    I’m eyeballing the pie.

  11. Less-famous Hobbits

    • Douche Baggins
    • Paper Sackens
    • Janglybeads Johnson
    • Strokin Pubicly
    • Rutger Hauer
  12. After, as promised.My son suggested a “tough guy” face, so there you go. Please don’t reblog.

    After, as promised.

    My son suggested a “tough guy” face, so there you go.

    Please don’t reblog.

  13. Last shot of me with hair. For a while, I mean :)Since it needs to be done (they have to put screws in my skull during the surgery, plus it makes recovery easier) I’m letting the kids shave my head. They’ll feel like they’ve got more control that way.

    Last shot of me with hair. For a while, I mean :)

    Since it needs to be done (they have to put screws in my skull during the surgery, plus it makes recovery easier) I’m letting the kids shave my head. They’ll feel like they’ve got more control that way.

  14. I’m very impressed with Tim Longo and the way he’s handling this. I think his anger is evident and understandable.

All my hopes, probably against odds, that this girl comes home safe. At the very least, if someone hurt her, I hope they nail his ass to the wall.

    I’m very impressed with Tim Longo and the way he’s handling this. I think his anger is evident and understandable.

    All my hopes, probably against odds, that this girl comes home safe. At the very least, if someone hurt her, I hope they nail his ass to the wall.

  15. The video of my drive to Food Lion. My life is so insanely sexy and exciting.

    Also, I’m bugged that the video ends just as the theme gets to the middle eight.