Wordishness


  1. Grilling time, fellow babies!

    Grilling time, fellow babies!

  2. I sliced off the tip of my index finger while chopping vegetables.

Making this made me feel better.

    I sliced off the tip of my index finger while chopping vegetables.

    Making this made me feel better.

  3. Medical advice

    What are you supposed to do of you have one o’them erections that last more than three days?

  4. Saturday!!!

    Saturday!!!

  5. That’s right. I’m the badass Dad who took a toy to the face at the Children’s Discovery Museum.

    That’s right. I’m the badass Dad who took a toy to the face at the Children’s Discovery Museum.

  6. I dunno.

    I dunno.

  7. HELLO 1992 LADIES ANYBODY UP FOR SOME C+C MUSIC FACTORY

    HELLO 1992 LADIES ANYBODY UP FOR SOME C+C MUSIC FACTORY

  8. HELLO 1983 LADIES SHALL WE LISTEN TO SOME MEN WITHOUT HATS

    HELLO 1983 LADIES SHALL WE LISTEN TO SOME MEN WITHOUT HATS

  9. My report card, 1982.

    My report card, 1982.

  10. Facts about Robert Pattinson

    • Hates all animals whose name starts with “c.”
    • Can’t eat broccoli without listening to Tina Turner songs.
    • Believes American President John Tyler was actually a head of lettuce
    • Once licked a man to death
    • Keeps seven cans of Mr. Pibb in his underwear “just in case.”
  11. I dunno.

    I dunno.

  12. What?

    What?

  13. My sister knows me.

    My sister knows me.