Wordishness


  1. I’ve run out of sheep to count.

    Moving on to ocelots.

  2. Ugh.

    Bedtime. Me and Emma. One of us snores. I won’t tell who.

  3. Nightly brace-off time. It’s like ten minutes of being naked.

    Nightly brace-off time. It’s like ten minutes of being naked.

  4. Somebody’s happy I’m home. Even though her breath could peel the paint off of a barn.

    Somebody’s happy I’m home. Even though her breath could peel the paint off of a barn.

  5. I know what I’m going to be for Halloween.

    I know what I’m going to be for Halloween.

  6. When my friend dropped off dinner, she warned that these may cause spontaneous orgasm. I’m taking the whole box.

    When my friend dropped off dinner, she warned that these may cause spontaneous orgasm. I’m taking the whole box.

  7. maudist:

    One of the best friendships of all time.

    (via othemts)

  8. I am a terrifying cyborg. NO I AM REALLY

    I am a terrifying cyborg. NO I AM REALLY

  9. Goodbye, last week.

    Goodbye, last week.

  10. Ahh, please to come in. I am Docteur Boneur. Pants off, s’il vous plâit.
    Spinal surgeons
  11. Boy, spinal docs are really concerned about boners.

    BEHOLD

  12. Off to the clinic for my first post-op checkup

    Will definitely be talking about pain management. This has been a challenge.

  13. "Oh, Mr. T… pity MY fool…"

"Shut UP, sucka!"

    "Oh, Mr. T… pity MY fool…"

    "Shut UP, sucka!"

  14. Ugh.

    I used to like waking up early, before everyone else. I’d sit and read and drink coffee.


    Now there’s just too much time to think.

  15. 2:45 am

    • Body:
      Good Lord. Let's go to sleep.

    • Brain:
      Okay.

    • Brain:
      Ha! Psyche! Do people still say that?

    • Body:
      Shhh!

    • Brain:
      Nope.

    • Body:
      Dick.

    • Brain:
      Good idea.

    • Dick:
      'sup

    • Body:
      Oh, shit.

    • Brain:
      Ha.