Bedtime. Me and Emma. One of us snores. I won’t tell who.
Nightly brace-off time. It’s like ten minutes of being naked.
Somebody’s happy I’m home. Even though her breath could peel the paint off of a barn.
I know what I’m going to be for Halloween.
When my friend dropped off dinner, she warned that these may cause spontaneous orgasm. I’m taking the whole box.
I am a terrifying cyborg. NO I AM REALLY
Will definitely be talking about pain management. This has been a challenge.
"Oh, Mr. T… pity MY fool…"
"Shut UP, sucka!"
I used to like waking up early, before everyone else. I’d sit and read and drink coffee.
Now there’s just too much time to think.