Wordishness

• UK: Jolly good that we've agreed to create a "European Union." First order of business: who will be on the currency? The United Kingdom suggests Winston Churchill.
• France: Zat ees reediculus. Non, we must 'ave a Frenchman. Jacques Cousteau. Or Rabelais.
• Germany: Rah-bee-lay? Vat is dat? Zounds like zomething ze hamburkler vould tell Ronalt McDonalt.
• France: And 'oo do you want? Heetler?
• Germany: Zat ees not funny, frog.
• France: 'oo ees ze frawg?
• Germany: Perhaps you prefer "pig-farming surrender jockey."
• France: Heetler.
• UK: All right, chaps. That suffices. Churchill? Or Robert Crawley, Earl of Grantham.
• [blank stares]
• UK: Downton Abbey.
• France: I once 'ad a girl called "Downtown Abby." She would do zees theeng where she 'ung from ze ceiling in a baskeet and lower 'erself onto your...
• Germany: Disgusting.
• France: Heetler!
• TO BE CONTINUED