1. Dear Mr. Sizebites:

    We are appreciate your Tumblr problem and work diligent to repair it. I am being Justin from Omaha of Nebraska, definitely NOT twelve year old Chinese girl outsource for support.

    Your be using Markdown is my problem. Please uninstall it and the Missing E! This will solve all problem.

    We at Tumblr value please rescue me from horrible factory your patronage.