1. Return of the Jedi (1983)

    Luke: Master Yoda, is Darth Vader my father?

    Yoda: Your father he is. Into hiding you were put to protect you from him.

    Luke: You put me into hiding? On my own home planet? And let me keep the same last name as my evil father?

    Yoda: Obi-Wan, nearby did he live to watch over you.

    Luke: Obi-Wan?

    Yoda: Obi-Wan Kenobi. Learned The Force from him, your father did.

    Luke: Obi-Wan. My father’s mortal enemy. Also placed on my own home planet. And also didn’t change his name.

    Yoda: To “Ben” did he change it.

    Luke: Ben.

    Yoda: Not “Obi-Wan.”

    Luke: Ben Kenobi.

    Yoda: …

    Luke: Is my father that stupid?

    Yoda: Fucked up, this shit is.