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Return of the Jedi (1983)
Luke: Master Yoda, is Darth Vader my father?
Yoda: Your father he is. Into hiding you were put to protect you from him.
Luke: You put me into hiding? On my own home planet? And let me keep the same last name as my evil father?
Yoda: Obi-Wan, nearby did he live to watch over you.
Luke: Obi-Wan?
Yoda: Obi-Wan Kenobi. Learned The Force from him, your father did.
Luke: Obi-Wan. My father’s mortal enemy. Also placed on my own home planet. And also didn’t change his name.
Yoda: To “Ben” did he change it.
Luke: Ben.
Yoda: Not “Obi-Wan.”
Luke: Ben Kenobi.
Yoda: …
Luke: Is my father that stupid?
Yoda: Fucked up, this shit is.
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You guys hid my sister and she got to be a GODDAMN PRINCESS.
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