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More Return of the Jedi (1983)
Luke: …and then he just died.
Leia: Bullshit.
Luke: What?!
Leia: Well, I mean, you said the Emperor zapped you with finger electricity for, like, five minutes?
Luke: Yes. It was agonizing.
Leia: But you seem fine. Not only that, but you carried Darth Vader all the way to the shuttle bay?
Luke: Where I took his mask off, and he…
Leia: Yeah, yeah. So you got five minutes of shock treatment, hopped right up, and carried 300 pounds of him and his heavy-ass outfit?
Luke: …
Leia: But Vader - WEARING FULL BODY ARMOR - gets zapped for no more than - what? - five seconds? And it kills him?
Han: Yeah. I hadn’t thought about that.
Luke: Well, I had cut off his hand.
Han: But everybody gets his hand cut off. All the time. That alien in the cantina. Mace Windu. Count Dooku. General Grievous. The Wampa. You. Your father. Actually, a couple of times for him.
Leia: This is just bad writing.
Ewok: Jubjub!
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