1. Really terrible lifehacks

    • If you run out of toilet paper while sitting on the crapper, just wipe with the cardboard tube, or your socks.
    • To clean up spilled sugar, buy thousands of ants and release them into your house.
    • To conserve water, only flush your toilets on Friday. Or shit in your neighbor’s garden!
    • Keep your oven on at 400 degrees all the time - never turn it off. That way, you don’t have to waste time pre-heating.
    • Those pesky homicide bloodstains can be removed from carpeting and wallpaper with arson!