1. Fitbit Tips!

    • Fitbit does not register stairs if located more than 2” in your rectum.
    • Fitbit works well while you are asleep if you tape it to a paint mixer.
    • Fitbit is not meant to be clamped to nipples or penises¹.
    • Fitbit can be placed on your pet’s collar if you are really tired.
    • "Fitbit" looks funny after you type it a lot.

    ¹ But, hey, give it a shot!