- Fitbit does not register stairs if located more than 2” in your rectum.
- Fitbit works well while you are asleep if you tape it to a paint mixer.
- Fitbit is not meant to be clamped to nipples or penises¹.
- Fitbit can be placed on your pet’s collar if you are really tired.
- "Fitbit" looks funny after you type it a lot.
¹ But, hey, give it a shot!